I've determined that, like epilady, I probably just need to learn to make (and market) my own patterns. In my pattern line, EVERYTHING would have pockets. Oh, sure...you'd have the option of not using them to make whatever you're making...but they'd be there. Also in my pattern line, nothing would ever have side or back zippers...or, for that matter, any side or back closures of any kind.
Additionally, I'd name the various lines descriptively: the Scully Businesswear or the Willow Geekwear lines, for instance.