A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold,
he lost his wallet and his identification. Cutting his trip short, he
attempts to make his way home but is stopped at immigration by an Immigration Service agent.
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet, " replies the guy.
"Sorry buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border,"
says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a
picture of Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek, and a picture of Kennedy
tattooed on the other,"
"This I gotta see!" replies the agent.
With that, the guy drops his pants and bends over in front of the
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Texas."
"Thanks," the guy says, "but how did you know I was from Texas?"
The agent replies, "Oh, I recognized the picture of George Bush in