a fair and balanced birdthing (raaven) wrote,
a fair and balanced birdthing

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
--->>i totally disagree with this one....just cause i recognize my enemies, doesn't mean i am one of them!

No need for cure. Benign virus.

Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
--->>golden apple, anyone?

Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
--->>yark! ::hangs head in shame::

Stop caring!

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

Brand Names (85%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (80%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
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