Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
--->>i totally disagree with this one....just cause i recognize my enemies, doesn't mean i am one of them!
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
--->>golden apple, anyone?
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
--->>yark! ::hangs head in shame::
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Go read Brunching
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Brand Names (85%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (80%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Use a mouse with more than one button.